Sham, couldnt hear with Danny laughing as he quickly scurried away leaving me on my jack jones !!!!

Hear the Crumlin Club have two new dart boards in Ryans Pub , one in ladies and mens , taken from the pages of this weeks Connaught Tribune ???? Sure with the way they shoot we will be safe anyway !!!!
Jaysus the bould Danny C looks well beside the mayor of football Art Friel .......

I knew you would say it!!!! Thanks,I'm 20 quid richer and no I'm not sharing it with you

Wouldnt mind she was taller than me and plays hurling!!!! Firstly i asked her what position she liked best and then quickly changed it to "where do you like to play best" . Gave up in the end as Danny piddled himself. Who you betting with girl , you seem to know me better than myself !!!! Yes you owe me a tenner,or a drink ..... but guaranteed it will happen again .At least she was one of the elder women there .....

Thread lightly my friend

Whos the wan in pinkisk jacket in your pic , she has to be Irish , tall , slim and not bad looking ????

That would be a man buddy

Jaysus , there was i thinking it was you , even thought you looked well???

Borat,for once,I agree with ya

I see Galway girl has ye all codded , wall of china my arse , its the staff canteen in Supermacs:sunny: !

Great to see the tickets flying out the door for the match between Buddys Buxom Tanneyd Bombshells and the Totally nude calender girls from Renmore .4,320 sold as of today with just 180 left for sale .Tuam hasn't seen excitement like this since the days of the legendary Terrible Twins . When I contacted a Renmore spokeswoman today she was fairly nervous at the size of the crowd but stated " we will try to get the crowd on our side by wearing our tightest arse hugging see through mini shorts " .If that fails we will give galway girl a game !
Tuam have spoiled the day a little bit by not having Super Pat reffing , and its a bit unfair the have gone for local lad Tanny to officiate . One of the Tuam girls reckon he only half does things .
The archbishop of Tuam is going to bless the ball before the game and buddy will lead the two teams around the stadium before the game with his tape recorder on full blast playing .....una paloma blanca and the birdie song , mary drummer will be beating him on the arse to keep his rythm in sync with the beat . It has all the makings of a great day .The Renmore ladies team are cordially invited to stay the night in buds sitting room ...well most of them anyway .
Hope the three girls on the team that fancy buddy and six girls that waxed Tannys legs can reconcile their differences before the game and leave all that lovey dovey stuff for later !
Tuam will be wearing Green velure tops with a little bit of diamonte by the neck and green and white thongs finished off with red fishnets !
Anyone coming from the Galway side please use Corofin gaa pitch park and ride facility ( no dogging ) , and anyone coming from Mayo keep fecking going all the way south til ye get to Nigeria ....ha now for ye !

Im glad i stayed up now , ya have a habit of putting a smile on my face.......reckon Renmore have better chance of pulling crowd if they play yer man in the pink jacket on the great wall of china or supermacs canteen , whichever....galwaygirl. The anticipation in Tuam of seeing her pins is greater than the match , itself. Huge crowd expected , hope girleen wont dissappoint them. As for the girls , two teams can stay in my house , not a bother , sham . Dont worry they will be safe????? God help you next match Dannys reffing , card could be out , and it wont be a get well card , mate !!!!

I'd say if Jordan , Pamela Anderson , Miriam O'Callaghan and Angelina Jolie stayed in your house - totally naked for the next few weeks they would be safer there than in a monks monasterey ! U would have them in stitchs as well

[quote="buddyb"]Im glad i stayed up now , ya have a habit of putting a smile on my face.......reckon Renmore have better chance of pulling crowd

...... Q can I ask you , where exactly will the Renmore ladies be pulling the crowd ,,,,is it extra for this , or can you just kinda come as you please !

Jaysus sham , get a room , preferably a padded one ........

Great news coming form Tuam , all the tickets have sold out !! Sure for 90cent they were great value . 5,000 people at a soccer match in Tuam I would safely say thats a first .Congrats to all involved .
I heard buddy didnt make training last night , poor aul Danny was left on his todd with 19 women ......... he couldnt handle them ...sure that would be an offence .
Bud I am told was away planning a surprise for the girls and he will reveal all at half time in the big match ???
I am going to put borats uncanny [/scroll]prediction service on the line here and predict a victoty for Tannys Tuam Town Tangoettes over Renmore by two + goals , brave prediction seeing as I only saw Renmore play twice and never saw tuam in action on a pitch .....saw wan or two of them in action at nite though
Now buddy please tell me ya taught the girls how to celebrate a goal , you know the bit where they take their jersey of and run around the pitch kissing everyone !

He he, jesus i dont want to see Buddys surprise, Danny seemed to have everything under control last night anyways the big game kicks off at 4 bells so if your around Tuam pop up for a look.

Jaysus Borat , brave prediction considering 4 nights training only and, only 1 girl having played before!!!!! No prob with celebrations WHEN we score .......when in Rome do as the Romans do , when in Tuam do whatever the f... ya want !!!!!! Told the girls illegal to have any interaction with the "coach" , thats why im the manager ??
Ledley , noticed you put games on at same time , stay in your own feckin shower , sham !!!!

Unfortunately 3 possible first teamers gone on holls , but they will be trying ........
Few girls up there have surprised even myself , but i think more time needed ????

In terms of using an inappropriate phrase, it is now Buddy 1 - Danny 1.

Danny quipped up with "Now it's time to open yer legs".

Talk about putting both feet in your mouth , poor old Danny Boy ????

Worse is that Danny said it to everybody, not on the quiet like you...

Actually...that sounds worse...

I think Buddy posted here what he said to one of the girls (not me might I add!)...

Simple borat if they cant take the old slip ups they shudent be there ........that said , no one was put out by the slip of the tongue!!

Excitement building .............

Loads of business in Tuam are reporting very brisk business ahead of the BIG MATCH tomorrow , all hairdressers are fully booked out tomorrow , tha local tanning studio is closed for private sessions ???? the local massage parlour is fully booked until 3pm tomorrow ( nothing to do with the match , just normal ) .Not a tuxedo to be had within a 30 mile radius of the town due to the aftermatch big do . Neighbours of Marydrummer have reported her to the guards as nervous / frantic pounding being heard at all hours of the day and night .
Margies manicure fully booked out , loads of girls getting there nails sharpened to a fine point .Tuam boxing club , all bags covered with the renmore girls nude calender and loads of shamettes battering the shite out of the bags .

Jimmy and danny have the tanning studios booked out all over the town